Great Seal of the Republic of Boston (Copyright © 2007 B Kahuna)
REPUBLIC OF BOSTON, Former Massachusetts -- KNN has reliably learned that citrus specialist Professor Gordon is contemplating an invasion of the Republic of Boston, armed with orange juice.
Although, Gordon's motives were not entirely clear, political analysts pointed out that this was a definite threat to the security of the western hemisphere. Kahuna condemned Gordon's move and accused the arch-technologist of escalating regional tensions. He vowed to defend the republic and warned Gordon that bears armed with drinking straws have already been deployed along the border.
Gordon, who was recently appointed Monster Pro Tem of Georgia given the lack of resident lake monsters in the state, did not immediately return calls seeking comment.
KNN will continue to fuel this deteriorating situation. Stay tuned.
2 comments:
"...bears armed with drinking straws..."
can these bears dance ?
My Secretary of Defense will respond appropriately once he's back from hibernation.
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