BRIGHTON, United Kingdom -- In a surprise raid by the BBI (Blogspot Bureau of Investigation) today it was discovered that the circus poll administered by one Big Kahuna was indeed quite bogus due to the fact that the accused was aware all along that the Teddybear was very cuddly thus rendering the poll completely useless.
In other news and completely irrelevantly the above sentence is probably one of the longest in history and quite possibly will not go down too well with one MS Word by B. Gates.
And now back to breaking news...
Such acts of time wasting of these faithful bloggers' time is a serious violation of good practice and the accused will be charged (by) Dearly for this ..... Dearly unfortunately was unavailable for comments due to her commitments of charging someone else...
It was also uncovered that bloggers who voted for a personal cuddle were also aware of the Teddybear's cuddliness and these was a combined ploy to try and exhaust the Teddybear of all his cuddles. This ploy however was a complete failure as the Teddybear has an unlimited supply of cuddles. The Teddybear, who was available for comment at this time, but deeply troubled by all these requests for personal cuddles stated, "To cuddle or not to cuddle, that is the question." A very deep comment. We thank the Bear.
Investigations are still underway by the BBI and the fate of Kahuna (Big) will be determined upon the uncovering of further evidence of bogosity.... The head of the investigation, Detective Smirnoff Jones assured us that the accused will be charged accordingly... by Dearly or otherwise.
That's all for now and as they say in the movies "May the farce be with you." This is BNN...
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