BRIGHTON, United Kingdom -- In news just in, it has been reported that the Kahuna (Big) is not only blogosexual, but has also admitted to being trysexual, which as the name suggests means that he will try anything. Although, the bad news for Kahuna (Big) is that anything has rejected his advances and suggested that he go and attempt to woo a stick. Anything is still waiting for a response to this suggestion.
Due to the lackluster newscasters in Colombo, Sri Lanka and other parts of the world, Brighton is claiming ownership to this breaking news.
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3 comments:
Hahahaha. Trysexual. I first thought it was TriSexual - for men, women and beast.
Typical! Not everyone does it with the sheep like you do, Doofi.
A certain incident involving Kahuna and a bull comes to mind.
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