Missing WMD's (Copyright © 2004 Teddybear)
BRIGHTON, United Kingdom -- An accurate report by one Huggles on a gathering of bears has resulted in chaos. Although, it must be noted that Winnie the s**t and Yogi mysteriously disappeared half way through the night and were not seen again for the remainder of the gathering. We are expecting to see lots of little s**ts running around in the very near future. More on that later.
As displayed above, a raid on the Bear's pad revealed the WMD's that were shipped by one Kahuna(big) in bulk. Unfortunately as can be seen the the WMD's had been detonated, 'puked' so to speak ... as opposed to nuked.
The officer in charge of the raid, Inspector Feelmeup Please was heard to say, "It was not a pretty sight, whoever did this had some furball against this international colony of bears." The Teddybear was unable, not unavailable to comment due to effect of the nuke.
A stray puke was last seen speeding after a couple of crazy hairy Indians and a random Italian. More on this in the weeks to come.
And now for the weather by Ms. Hail Storm ...
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