BRIGHTON, United Kingdom -- A gathering of a multitude of bears has been reported in and around the Brighton area this evening. It is rumoured that the Teddybear is leading this hairy group and bear watchers have confirmed that celebrities such as Yogi and Winnie the Pooh have also been sighted.
It is unclear at this time the purpose of this great gathering of bears, but analysts suggest a clear connection to the mysterious dissappearence of arms, ammunition and WMDs from various parts of the world.
Although, no one has stepped up to take responsibility Professor Gordon has pointed his finger squarely at Kahuna(big). A few moments ago, in a press release, Kahuna had threatened Vandoofus with the use of the Second Amendment, the right to arm bears. When reached for comment Kahuna was seen participating in the strange ritual of eating his foot and indicated that he should not be disturbed.
We will keep you informed as the situation unfolds.
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The Teddybear is hairy?
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