The Kahuna-Darth Teddy Messages: Part 4 - The Way of the Wolf

COLOMBO, Sri Lanka -- Today we disclose a recent conversation between Kahuna and Darth Teddy. The Anaconda Keeper's reluctance to engage in lupine behavior has been deemed to be most puzzling:

Kahuna      : We could sit around and bay at the
              moon.
Darth Teddy : Eh?
Kahuna      : It's a full moon.
Darth Teddy : Er, yes.
Kahuna      : It's traditional to hold a wolf
              congress[1].
Darth Teddy : I see.
Kahuna      : Clearly, you don't speak fluent
              wolf X-(
Darth Teddy : Clearly.
Kahuna      : Indeed, I recall you didn't even
              speak sheep[2] X-(

No wolves or sheep were harmed during this production. Darth Teddy supplied his own anaconda.

^[1] Although, howling wolves are frequently associated with the full moon, there is little evidence to suggest direct correlation. Further information is available on the Wikipedia and Wolf Song of Alaska.

^[2] A reference to the controversial Bernisdale Fiasco.