What are you referring to now, you infernal insomniac?
- Darth Ching, responding to an interrupt issued by Kahuna.
Judging by your alcohol-blood ratio, I believe you're quite close to an ethanol-based life form.
- Kahuna, raising a highly flammable point with Darth Ching.
It ain’t over till the Fat Man signs.
- Kahuna, making cryptic references to Professor Gordon’s refusal to scrawl on the dotted line.
Baaaaa!
- Darth Kahuna, issuing a greeting in their native tongue, to a group of sheep found in the yard of a house in Bernisdale, on the Isle of Skye.
Baaa! Baaaaaaa?
- The sheep, politely reciprocating and enquiring where Kahuna learned to speak the language so fluently.
I tell you it was burying a bone!
- Darth Teddy, insisting that a sheep encountered in Bernisdale was exhibiting patently canine behavior.
I am a senior senior java architect, I don’t know this trivial stuff.
- St Vandoofus in his own defense, on being unable to add two columns correctly in Microsoft Excel.
Drawing one's lightsaber while commenting, "I find your lack of faith in the technical architecture disturbing” has its plus points.
- Darth Kahuna, mulling over the use of a lightsaber to settle disputes during a design meeting.
I have moved up in the Empire.
- Professor Gordon, on being kicked upstairs to the 15th floor.
Has your net pay increased with altitude?
- Darth Kahuna to Professor Gordon, attempting to establish direct correlation before offering the latter a highly paid assignment in low Earth orbit.
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I swear that sheep was burying a bone
A close examination of the Zodiac Year in the Bear's profile confirms our worst suspicions.
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