- Kahuna to Gordon, threatening to go back in time to deliver the Ten Rules for Fathers with Daughters to the latter’s future father-in-law.
That would put you just past Pluto in the Oort cloud.
- Kahuna, fixing Gordon’s location in space based on his pathetic IM response time.
Have a nice day. Or whatever suitable greeting they use in the slime pits of hell where you dwell.
- Darth Ching, issuing a warm greeting to Kahuna.
This project took close to five months by Kronos.
- Gordon, defending budget overruns of the Blare GITT Project.
I was thinking of a ferrite filter around the entire vehicle.
- Kahuna, announcing plans to curtail RF emissions from the mobile theater-enabled GITT Mk2.
So you think I should check quantity-on-hand of elephants?
- Kahuna to Gordon, on the need to check for availability of elephants prior to sending them to maul the Jester.
You just caused a mass violation of the Archimedes principle.
- Kahuna to Gordon, accusing the latter’s face of sinking a thousand ships, implicating Helen in the subsequent recovery effort and ultimately causing the Trojan War.
It sounded like an elephant colliding with a badly tuned grand piano at 35 mph.
- Kahuna striking a sour note about Gordon’s Finale.
You will backup your existence and do so now.
- Gordon, instructing Kahuna to examine the Cell microarchitecture.
Maybe you get strippers for in-flight entertainment or something.
- Gordon, attempting to rationalize the exorbitant cost of airfare to Dhaka.
Or retrofit it with a sponge.
- Maximillian Bartus, proposing to dabble in alternative medicine upon his liver.
How precisely do you intend to seize it? Do you require tongs?
- Kahuna to Maximillian Bartus, on the precautions the latter intends to take before seizing the day after a weekend of unrivaled decadence.
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- Waffles, taking a stroll on Kahuna’s keyboard.
You’re not featured in UQ8. You should do something about that. Even my cat is featured.
- Kahuna alerting St Vandoofus to a distinct lack of classical quotations from New York.
You think I’d rather be spending that time jerking off?
- St Vandoofus, taking matters into his own hands after being told his time would be better utilized by not mucking around his news website.
[The] Circus needs reforms, or a regime change.
- St Vandoofus, threatening to overthrow Kahuna and introduce perestroika[1] in the Circus.
Bloody Bolshevik!
- Kahuna, responding to St Vandoofus’s unsolicited reform proposals.
[1] Shortly after this conversation, it was discovered that Alexander Yakovlev believed to be the architect of Mikhail Gorbachev's glasnost and perestroika policies, died today at the age of 81.
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