Friday, March 24, 2006

Kahuna Double Seen in London

LONDON, United Kingdom (ENN) -- Reliable reports from London indicate a Kahuna double has been seen on the streets of London. The double, identical to the Real Kahuna (i.e., Real Big Kahuna not to be mistaken for Real Real Kahuna) was seen walking along the Oxford street contemplating as does the better known Kahuna of Panadura. The spotting further strengthens the theory that Kahuna was cloned as an infant and distributed around the world. While it is believed that these Kahunas were cloned as a result of a scientific experiment conducted by Korean scientist, Hwang Woo Suk, the reason for the dissemination of the resulting specimens is still not clear.

1 comment:

Big Kahuna said...

Oh, and you were cruising the streets of London when you saw this alleged apparition?