Unquotable Quotes - Part 17

What’s the loopback IP?

- Vandoofus, fourteen years and two degrees later.

I’m well aware of your sieve-like mind.

- Kahuna, providing the Regulator with the URL to the Circus for the N^th time.

Yeah, it only holds the important bits.

- The Regulator, revealing a fetish for the most significant bits.

So yours is a nominal banana republic?

- Kahuna to the Regulator, questioning the lack of indigenous bananas in her republic.

However, I can airdrop a container load of rotten fish.

- The Regulator, proposing to fish in troubled waters.

Dare I ask whether you ever consider tying the knot?

- The Regulator to Kahuna, on marriage.

And have my wife ruin the Balance of Ma'at?

- Kahuna to the Regulator, taking a controversial view on marriage.

Wait, wait, I am trying to configure the Linksys.

- Vandoofus, about to do battle with a wireless router.

Finally I am connected! Wahaha! Secure network!

- Vandoofus, declaring victory after a grim, daylong mêlée to seize the WEP key.

I see we are discussing religious topics now.

- The Monster, taking a biblical view of proceedings in the Circus.

Are you proposing a separation of church and state?

- Kahuna, questioning the Monster’s biblical view.

No, I am proposing the marriage.

- The Monster, proposing the unholy wedlock of church and state.

Bill was with Monica Lewinsky when the rights were established, hence they are void.

- The Monster, raising a point of law on being told his proposal to merge church and state would violate the establishment clause of the Bill of Rights.

It looks like a radical theocracy.

- Kahuna, on the Monster’s plan to form a government and declare himself pope.

The tub is about to overflow!

- The Monster, declaring an impending buffer overrun.

I intend to wash behind a lot of things.

- The Monster to Kahuna, on being told to wash behind the ears.

Is thermonuclear fission imminent?

- Gordon, on learning that Kahuna was running a temperature.

A lot of problems could have been solved if a mongoose was introduced into said garden.

- Kahuna to Gordon, proposing radical serpentectomy in Eden.

Nonsense, I’m up at dawn to make the sun rise.

- Kahuna to the Monster, dismissing accusations of late rising.