Unquotable Quotes - Part 30

Tell him to bring the charger and come: an industrial charger.

— Vandoofus, challenging Darth Teddy's bid to become the Energizer Bunny.

He wouldn't be a challenge to me even without an initial charge.

— Darth Teddy, reacting to Vandoofus's highly charged challenge.

Indeed, it keeps you on your toes.

— Darth Teddy to Kahuna, on being told he was unmanageable.

The Wii is on the way, complete with strap.

— Kahuna, proposing to deal with Gordon's newly commissioned HDTV.

Very well, I shall check my paws on someone tasty.

— Darth Teddy to Kahuna, on being told to keep his paws in check.

Your activities on Mars are noted.

— Kahuna, accusing Gordon of answering a call of nature on Mars after NASA's discovery of recent water on the planet's surface.

Are you responsible for the developing situation in Fiji?

— Kahuna, attempting to implicate Gordon in a military coup.

People like you should have their mouse confiscated.

— Kahuna, learning that Gordon had bungled a fund transfer by selected the wrong bank branch from a drop-down list.

The details of the plan are unknown: it appears the City's Finest will be counting on the element of surprise.

— Kahuna, informing Gordon of impending traffic bungling in Colombo.

Your refusal to distance yourself from Redmond is noted.

— Kahuna, on Gordon's Microsoft Only policy.

The WE_KNOW_WHAT_WE_ARE_DOING bit is set.

— Gordon to Kahuna, expressing great disturbance after reviewing Canon's Flash Work website.

They have taken a 64-bit register and set the whole thing, if you ask me.

— Kahuna to Gordon, quantifying the disturbance caused by Canon's Flash Work website.

Nonsense, I am only a risk to the females in the general public.

— Darth Teddy, qualifying Kahuna's allegations of being a risk to the general public.

Next time, it will be the Hounds of Hell on your person.

— Gordon's Hounds of Hell Approach for Dispute Resolution.

You'll never manage to get everyone's signature on the release order.

— Kahuna's Bureaucratic Obstruction to Gordon's Hounds of Hell Approach for Dispute Resolution.

Nonsense, I know El Diablo in person.

— Gordon's Diabolical Method for Red Tape Elimination.

This would explain the sulfurous stench, yes.

— Kahuna's Malodorous Brimstone Corollary to Gordon's Diabolical Method for Red Tape Elimination.

You've soaked the funds in helium have you?

— Kahuna, learning that Gordon was about to transfer floating funds.

Various missives sent from Alpharetta via aircraft, have manifested.

— Kahuna to Darth Teddy, announcing the arrival of a propaganda from Gordon.

Speak English, man.

— Darth Teddy, exasperated with Kahuna communicating without conveying information.

He's sent a letter by airmail.

— Kahuna to Darth Teddy, reluctantly switching to standard English.

You mean you're in the garbage bin?

— Darth Teddy, learning that Kahuna was indisposed.

Why is that idiot building an airport in the middle of nowhere?

— Gordon to Kahuna, raising serious concerns about Weerawila International.

It's helping Hambantota. Now you can visit the Yala easily.

— Kahuna to Gordon, justifying Weerawila International.

I have been vindicated: squirrel research is mainstream.

— Kahuna to Darth Teddy, defending his research interests.

Beware of tattooed philosophers bearing theorems.

— Kahuna's First Law of Dubious Philosophy.

Is this like Han Solo starting up the Millennium Falcon by beating on it?

— Kahuna, learning that Darth Teddy's was still starting up his computer.

Han Solo would be in hyperspace by now.

— Kahuna, taking a dim view of Darth Teddy's continued absence.