WASHINGTON, District of Columbia -- The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) today announced that the Gordon Industries Ten Thousand (GITT), flagship vehicle of arch-climatologist Professor Gordon, would be seized in the name of science.
Explaining the basis for this unorthodox move, a spokesperson for NOAA said that there was empirical evidence of direct correlation between washing GITT and the development of inclement weather conditions. It was not immediately clear if Gordon would also be seized along with the vehicle.
The crackpot inventor was not available for comment, having washed and waxed GITT a short while ago. In related news, a thunderstorm is reported developing over the western province of Sri Lanka with the epicenter located around Kendaliyaddapaluwa, Ganemulla.
KNN will provide live coverage of this stormy story.
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