Gordon Steps Up Offensive

GANEMULLA, Sri Lanka -- It has come to light that crackpot inventor and arch-electrician, Professor Gordon has successfully fabricated a working power supply unit, a milestone in his quest to convert GITT into a mobile theater system.

However, in a media release issued a short time ago, Kahuna declared that it was a dark day for the planet and accused Gordon of secretly attempting to construct an Explosively Pumped Flux Compression Generator (EPFCG).

Kahuna added that He would organize a resistance movement and promised swift action to rectify the situation and incapacitate Gordon's latest weapon. He did not rule out reversing the polarity of Gordon's capacitor bank or swapping his primary and secondary windings in a transformational solution to the problem.

The arch-electrician was unavailable for comment having knocked out the communications of greater Ganemulla during a test run of his power supply.

KNN continues to monitor this developing story.