If I get kidnapped, pay the fricking ransom.
- St Vandoofus, to Kahuna before leaving on an expedition to Ecuador, a nation in the throes of political turmoil.
Mention me in your will.
- Kahuna, laying down terms of ransom payment to St Vandoofus.
How about a strip club?
- Professor Gordon, on a suitable venue for his birthday gathering.
I didn’t know baboons grew on trees.
- St Vandoofus on being told the "B" in B-tree stands for "Baboon."
Anything out of Redmond is a standard only among maggots.
- Kahuna, expressing a controversial dissenting opinion of Microsoft standards to St Vandoofus.
You plug the USB in your ass and it works.
- St Vandoofus, explaining the remarkable flexibility of his new external USB hard disk drive.
Oh? Is your ass USB 2.0 compliant? 480 Mbps?
- Kahuna, raising concerns about St Vandoofus’s USB 2.0 implementation.
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