Chaos at the Circus

TATOOINE, Arkanis Sector -- Confusion and chaos reigned at the circus yesterday due to a major blunder made by no other than Fluke Skywalker. The chain of events began with Big Kahuna inviting Fluke to an event staged by the Circus near the Avenue of Reeds. The true intention of Big Kahuna for calling this rather hasty gathering of the Buffoons is still a subject of discussion among lesser mortals.

The hasty invitation extended by Kahuna (Big) to Fluke took him by surprise as he desperately attempted to concoct a reasonable explanation for not attending all this buffoonery. Landing the blame on the Cuddly One as the reason for not attending lasted but only a brief moment as Fluke realised that Kahuna (living up to his reputation) was in constant contact with the Anaconda Keeper throughout his conversation with Fluke.

It was at this point that a ray of light seemed to appear before Fluke in the form of the (all-knowing) Jay-See who (unaware of the Circus activities, let alone Fluke's association with Big Kahuna) promptly informed that he required Fluke to accompany him to his watering hole which was located in the vicinity of the Square of Independence. Fluke, quick to realise that this would be his modus operandi of boycotting the planned festivities of the Circus, was quick to point to Big Kahuna that he would have no choice but adhere to the Jay-See’s command (considering the Jay-See being Fluke’s commanding officer and of course his immediate future operating under him as well) to which Kahuna (Big) decided to demonstrate to Fluke the extent of his authority over the universe by threatening the Jay-See with certain pictorial evidence, which if exposed, would lead to wide-spread panic within the ranks of the Jay-See, especially since this was supposed to include the giant in cahoots with Timmy the Clown. Details of the verbal battle which ensued between Big Kahuna and the Jay-See with an even bewildered Fluke in the midst, will be excluded to spare lesser mortals of agony.

However, the fact which emerged was the magnitude of steadfast power with which Big Kahuna rules the Universe, especially when Kahuna almost summoned The Ex-Dictator at which point Fluke was at his wits end at deciding which party to support. Finally, Fluke decided (with much reluctance) to heed the Jay-See’s order and accompany the giant to his watering hole.

The fate of Fluke now hangs (very) delicately in the hands of (Big) Kahuna.

"May the Farce be with Fluke"