Fluke Walks Away with First Prize at Beauty Pageant

WORLD'S END, Horton Plains -- In news just in, no we made that up, in news a few weeks old we are proud, shocked and amused to announce that the newest member of the Circus, young Fluke Skywalker, collected first prize at prominent beauty pageant. This accolade that was presented to Fluke is all the more special because all other contestants were largely of the opposite sex to the winner. Please ... be nice, they were female. We use the term "largely" with some emphasis due to the inability to classify certain contestants regardless to the number of tests carried out.

Young Fluke carried away this award by a unanimous vote where everyone, yes, everyone voted only for him .. er .. her .. erm .. it. The proud winner accepted his award in a very chic' t-shirt and a bright pink hat.

As a result of this Fluke now holds the prestigious title of "Separation Kumari". A title that cannot be taken away from him or in this case he couldn't get rid of if he paid people to take it away.

Due to certain restrictions enforced by Kahuna (Big), who currently is in possession of Fluke's gonads and is yanking them with a string, I am unable to post pictures of this gracious occasion, however if requested via the comments page personal delivery can be arranged through electronic mail.

Until next time this is BNN signing off and reminding you not to forget to wish Fluke on his memorable achievement.