SENTOSA, Singapore -- A few weeks ago, Kahuna was contained on the island of Sentosa off the coast of Singapore, presumably for the safety of the mainland. Whilst He was lounging around at the Rasa Sentosa Resort of Shangri-La fame, a conversation took place with Darth Teddy:
Kahuna : I shall now iron.
Darth Teddy : Indeed, I did this yesterday.
Kahuna : You appear quite unruffled about this.
Darth Teddy : Indeed, it's not a crushing situation.
Kahuna : Nonsense, this could put a crease in
your pants.
Darth Teddy : However, this could cause a burn. Not
to mention end up in a steamy
situation.
Kahuna : Quite. This iron has started hissing
at regular intervals X-(
Darth Teddy : This could be considered to be a
mating call in some parts. Maybe you
should respond by unzipping your
pants or something.
Kahuna : Oh is that what you do? Mate with
the iron while it makes suggestive
sounds X-(
Darth Teddy : Er no, I haven't attempted it with an
iron yet.
Kahuna : I always wondered what that "Caution:
Hot Iron" warning was all about X-(
Darth Teddy : Hehe, there's a quote. That iron is
seriously overestimating its hotness
if you ask me.
Kahuna : As for you, your anaconda should have
a warning label X-(
Darth Teddy : It does: it says "Blow Me for Best
Results."
Kahuna : That's not the sort of warning I had
in mind X-(
Darth Teddy : Well you don't always get what you
want.
Kahuna : I was thinking more in the lines of
"Caution: Concealed Weapon" or
"Warning: Use Eye Protection."
Darth Teddy : Hehe, and at the bottom "Blow for
Best Results."
Kahuna : @#$%#$%$#% will you be making a label
for yourself? X-(No clothing was left crumpled during these proceedings. However, the appropriately labeled anaconda keeper is believed to be at large.
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