Kahuna Retreats: Poses Fermentation as Front

COLOMBO, Sri Lanka -- In a recent turn of events Kahuna has been spotted far far away from the field of battle in a clear act of retreat. Upon this predictable act Kahuna was overheard to be mumbling "my response is fermenting: aging like a fine wine." This is taken to be a feeble attempt at stalling due to a obvious lack of assault tactics.

In other news you might recall Kahuna's dodgy expedition with a certain molecular biologist which was amusingly fronted as a squirrel watching expedition. Well, this past weekend Kahuna was spotted in Wadduwa with this very same molecular biologist. More on this story to come.

Please stay tuned to BNN.

The Kahuna-Gordon Messages: Part 10 - The Fall of Gordon

LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN, Georgia -- Recently declassified documents have uncovered a conversation between Kahuna and Microsoft evangelist, Professor Gordon. It is thought that the deadly exchange was triggered when the arch-technologist suggested a website on ASP.NET:

Kahuna : Firefox has decided not to load that page.
Gordon : Indeed, you will be in the dark forever.
         ASP.NET 2.0 is really neat.
Kahuna : Bah. I will tie you to Ruby on Rails X-(
Gordon : I plan to visit Ruby Falls soon, actually.
Kahuna : A fall can be arranged.
Gordon : Tch tch. http://www.rubyfalls.com.
Kahuna : After the incident, I'll be creating
         http://www.gordonfalls.com.
Gordon : By David Livingstone X-(
Kahuna : Indeed, Go Daddy has parked the domain.
         I will use this to document your fall
         down Ruby Falls.

Kahuna's proposed actions have at least one historical precedent. In Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's short story, The Adventure of the Final Problem, criminal mastermind Professor Moriaty—arch-nemesis of Sherlock Holmes—falls to his doom down the Reichenbach Falls in Switzerland.

Kahuna and Gordon locked horns previously over ASP.NET in The Kahuna-Gordon Messages: Part 6 - Way of the Asp, featuring Julius Caesar and Cleopatra.

Quality Assurance types from the planet Zork may have been harmed during this production.

Big Kahuna Under Pressure by Commanding Force

THE EMPIRE, Colombo -- In recent events that transpired in the uni-directional city of Colombo, we are amused to announce the passing of a long-time clown to the shackled side. This follows a considerably long line of predecessors that includes the Real Kahuna, the Groper, Huggles and Her Royal Highness and the easily forgettable individual formerly known as something that begins with "H". The event itself was quite intoxicating and thoroughly enjoyable owing to the funky attire of the groom.

However, enough about that. We need to move past the this shackling to a completely different location, namely the abode of Big Kahuna where there have been several reported attempts to attack the bachelorhood of said victim by the commanding forcing of a maternal nature. In very accurate reports there have been various inquiries made as to when this current status of bachelorhood will be deemed null and void. Kahuna in this regard has refused to make any public statements to any parties starting right from the maternal inquirer.

After conducting a number of interviews with fellow clowns on a solution to this entertaining issue the wide-felt consensus was that it was long overdue and proactive measure should be taken to amend this situation. We believe various summits with the maternal one are taking place as we speak.

That's all from us at BNN and as a parting note all we can say is that... the search is on.

Templates and Browsers and Crop Circles, Oh My!

PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- Listen up. We've tweaked the template a bit to improve the look of the blog. The font size for posts has been reduced slightly to improve readability and put a lid on Darth Teddy's bellyaching. The left padding of blockquotes has also been reduced and the top margin has been removed. This should fix some ghastly rendering problems seen by the masochists among you who continue to use Redmond's so-called Internet Explorer (St Dogbert protect us!)

Naturally, our preferred browser is Firefox 2. Predictably, Professor Gordon disagrees strongly and is preparing for a long siege at his Alpharetta stronghold. We understand a bunker is being constructed using public funds.

While on the subject of Firefox, we think it's appropriate to report the buffoonery perpetrated by the Linux User Group (LUG) of the Oregon State University (OSU). In August last year, a group of twelve clowns—mostly from said establishment—constructed a 220-foot crop circle of the Firefox logo in an oat field outside Amity, Oregon. The outcome of their buffoonery is visible on Google Earth (45°7'24.52"N 123°6'49.09"W):

 

Below the logo, FX2 is spelled out using one aircraft, five automobiles and a bunch of clowns:

 

More information, including including aerial photographs taken during the construction of the crop circle, is available on the LUG website. The video is available on Firefox Flicks.

This buffoonery was first witnessed on Google Sightseeing.

The Kahuna-Darth Teddy Messages: Part 4 - The Way of the Wolf

COLOMBO, Sri Lanka -- Today we disclose a recent conversation between Kahuna and Darth Teddy. The Anaconda Keeper's reluctance to engage in lupine behavior has been deemed to be most puzzling:

Kahuna      : We could sit around and bay at the
              moon.
Darth Teddy : Eh?
Kahuna      : It's a full moon.
Darth Teddy : Er, yes.
Kahuna      : It's traditional to hold a wolf
              congress[1].
Darth Teddy : I see.
Kahuna      : Clearly, you don't speak fluent
              wolf X-(
Darth Teddy : Clearly.
Kahuna      : Indeed, I recall you didn't even
              speak sheep[2] X-(

No wolves or sheep were harmed during this production. Darth Teddy supplied his own anaconda.

^[1] Although, howling wolves are frequently associated with the full moon, there is little evidence to suggest direct correlation. Further information is available on the Wikipedia and Wolf Song of Alaska.

^[2] A reference to the controversial Bernisdale Fiasco.

Unquotable Quotes - Part 30

Tell him to bring the charger and come: an industrial charger.

— Vandoofus, challenging Darth Teddy's bid to become the Energizer Bunny.

He wouldn't be a challenge to me even without an initial charge.

— Darth Teddy, reacting to Vandoofus's highly charged challenge.

Indeed, it keeps you on your toes.

— Darth Teddy to Kahuna, on being told he was unmanageable.

The Wii is on the way, complete with strap.

— Kahuna, proposing to deal with Gordon's newly commissioned HDTV.

Very well, I shall check my paws on someone tasty.

— Darth Teddy to Kahuna, on being told to keep his paws in check.

Your activities on Mars are noted.

— Kahuna, accusing Gordon of answering a call of nature on Mars after NASA's discovery of recent water on the planet's surface.

Are you responsible for the developing situation in Fiji?

— Kahuna, attempting to implicate Gordon in a military coup.

People like you should have their mouse confiscated.

— Kahuna, learning that Gordon had bungled a fund transfer by selected the wrong bank branch from a drop-down list.

The details of the plan are unknown: it appears the City's Finest will be counting on the element of surprise.

— Kahuna, informing Gordon of impending traffic bungling in Colombo.

Your refusal to distance yourself from Redmond is noted.

— Kahuna, on Gordon's Microsoft Only policy.

The WE_KNOW_WHAT_WE_ARE_DOING bit is set.

— Gordon to Kahuna, expressing great disturbance after reviewing Canon's Flash Work website.

They have taken a 64-bit register and set the whole thing, if you ask me.

— Kahuna to Gordon, quantifying the disturbance caused by Canon's Flash Work website.

Nonsense, I am only a risk to the females in the general public.

— Darth Teddy, qualifying Kahuna's allegations of being a risk to the general public.

Next time, it will be the Hounds of Hell on your person.

— Gordon's Hounds of Hell Approach for Dispute Resolution.

You'll never manage to get everyone's signature on the release order.

— Kahuna's Bureaucratic Obstruction to Gordon's Hounds of Hell Approach for Dispute Resolution.

Nonsense, I know El Diablo in person.

— Gordon's Diabolical Method for Red Tape Elimination.

This would explain the sulfurous stench, yes.

— Kahuna's Malodorous Brimstone Corollary to Gordon's Diabolical Method for Red Tape Elimination.

You've soaked the funds in helium have you?

— Kahuna, learning that Gordon was about to transfer floating funds.

Various missives sent from Alpharetta via aircraft, have manifested.

— Kahuna to Darth Teddy, announcing the arrival of a propaganda from Gordon.

Speak English, man.

— Darth Teddy, exasperated with Kahuna communicating without conveying information.

He's sent a letter by airmail.

— Kahuna to Darth Teddy, reluctantly switching to standard English.

You mean you're in the garbage bin?

— Darth Teddy, learning that Kahuna was indisposed.

Why is that idiot building an airport in the middle of nowhere?

— Gordon to Kahuna, raising serious concerns about Weerawila International.

It's helping Hambantota. Now you can visit the Yala easily.

— Kahuna to Gordon, justifying Weerawila International.

I have been vindicated: squirrel research is mainstream.

— Kahuna to Darth Teddy, defending his research interests.

Beware of tattooed philosophers bearing theorems.

— Kahuna's First Law of Dubious Philosophy.

Is this like Han Solo starting up the Millennium Falcon by beating on it?

— Kahuna, learning that Darth Teddy's was still starting up his computer.

Han Solo would be in hyperspace by now.

— Kahuna, taking a dim view of Darth Teddy's continued absence.

The Gordon-Teddy Birthday Greeting Protocol (GTBGP)

MARINA DEL REY, California Republic -- Crackpot inventor Professor Ebenezer Gordon and Energizer Bunny contender Darth Teddy recently proposed a mechanism for securely exchanging birthday greetings over the Internet. The Gordon-Teddy Birthday Greeting Protocol (GTBGP) is an application-layer protocol that operates on top of the Transmission Control Protocol (TCP).

KNN learns that the GTBGP was first tested on Darth Teddy's birthday with explicitly spectacular results that exceeded all expectations:

Gordon      : Ado! [SYN]
Darth Teddy : Hooo! [SYN-ACK]
Gordon      : Felicitations. [SYN-ACK-GREET]
Darth Teddy : Spank you. [SPANK]
Gordon      : Happy bitchday, O clown. [BITCH]
Darth Teddy : Come to papa, slut. [OUT-BITCH]

In an interview with KNN, Gordon said that GTBGP was a robust, but flexible protocol that supported an unlimited number of [BITCH] and [OUT-BITCH] sequences. The arch-technologist further stated that he would be publishing an Internet Draft shortly. Darth Teddy added that he was already working on a physical-layer implementation of the protocol, but declined to elaborate on the mechanical specification of the interconnect.

In a later press conference convened to bitch about the state of the planet, Kahuna questioned the need for a physical-layer implementation pointing out that He had long ago mastered this. He was quick to add that Gordon, Darth Teddy and others had already been at the receiving end of physical-layer buffoonery including, but not limited to carnivorous plants, premium ice cream, suspicious reading matter and other unmentionable objects with a very low coefficient of dynamic friction.

Kahuna charged that the cuddly one was using this opportunity as an excuse to get physical with all and sundry. Darth Teddy dismissed Kahuna's allegations stating that his proposed implementation would be cuddlier and longer-lasting. Fellow Energizer Bunny hopeful, St Vandoofus was not available for comment.

On that highly contentious note, we end this post. Hasta la vista, baby!

The Kahuna-Darth Teddy Messages: Part 3 - Claus for Concern

NORTH POLE, Arctic Circle -- Now that the Monster has officially ushered in the new year, we proceed with the business of clearing the backlog. It has come to our attention that Darth Teddy has been helping himself to um, Santa's little helpers. Shocking details below:

Kahuna      : Merry Christmas! I have awoken.
Darth Teddy : Ah, wish you the same. I was forced to
              awaken.
Kahuna      : By Santa?
Darth Teddy : I wish.
Kahuna      : Gah, I knew you had a thing for Rudolph!
Darth Teddy : More like for Santa's little helper.
Kahuna      : I thought they were all male X-(
Darth Teddy : Not in my world.
Kahuna      : "Darth Teddy admits to sordid tryst with
              Claus aide."
Darth Teddy : Now, now.
Kahuna      : Now we know what those reindeer games
              were all about X-(

Hibernation does not seem to have been on the agenda and Darth Teddy has not let his paws idle. We will continue to monitor this situation, which has clearly gotten out of hand.

No reindeer were harmed during this production, but we can't vouch for Santa's helpers.

Ushering in 2007 - New York Style!

10..09..08.. ..O1 Second to 2007 in Sri Lanka! (Copyright © 2006 The Monster)


Happy New Year Sri Lanka! (Copyright © The Monster)


Christina Aguilera Entertaining the Crowd. (Copyright © 2006 The Monster)


Rascal Flatts Entertaining the Crowd. (Copyright © 2006 The Monster)

TIMES SQUARE, New York -- It was indeed a great sight to witness a New Year's countdown in honour of Colombo, Sri Lanka at the center of Times Square at 01.30 p.m. on New Year's Eve, 2006!

The Google Reader and A Walk Through Durham Township

MOUNTAIN VIEW, California Republic -- For those of you who've not tried out the Google Reader, the time is nigh. This is a nifty web-based feed reader that has preset bundles (news, sports, photography, science etc.) to get you started. You can even star your favorite items and share them with others off a web page or feed.

The photography bundle is highly recommended. This is where I came across A Walk Through Durham Township, Pennsylvania, a photoblog by Kathleen Connally. She uses a full-format 12-megapixel Canon EOS 5D and here's a selection of her work:

• The Woot Shung Walking Stick
• Running the Combine at Dusk
• The Old Farmall 300 in the Dinosaur Shed
• Raking Alfalfa
• Picking Blackberries
  
• In the Pool
  
• Manfred's Herd

Of course, it's much easier to view all this in the Google Reader. Get in there! Microsoft evangelist Professor Gordon is advised to jump on the bandwagon before his Christmas stockings end up filled with Zunes—lumps of coal being more aesthetic and having higher market value. Not to mention heating value.

Three Years of Highly Defamatory Blogging

PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- During the last three years, quite a lot of content has been generated. The last highly inflammatory rant by Darth Teddy was the 500^th such post. Kahuna indicated that He would retaliate appropriately to the cuddly one's overactive imagination during the weekend. Fur, He indicated, would fly.

In the meantime, the much-maligned background quotation marks—generated by blockquote markup—have been consigned to the depths of the East River.

The label widget has also been added to the sidebar under the blog archive. Of historical posts, only the Unquotable Quotes series is currently labeled in entirety.

Dubious Activity Towards the South

BENTOTA, Sri Lanka -- Amidst several attempts to syndicate this news item we at BNN have finally been able uphold justice through this exclusive. As may of you are aware the Kahuna (Big) has been posting a number of dodgy pictures portraying furry rat-like creatures known to some of you as squirrels. However, we at BNN have exclusive behind the scenes footage (amongst very wet conditions) of what actually transpired during this R-rated weekend of "squirrel photography."

Two weeks ago on an undercover dining expedition with Kahuna (Big) by one of our star reporters, Kahuna let slip some very interesting information about an expedition that he undertook, under very wet conditions. This expedition took him 45 minutes away from his abode (which is also in the depths of the jungle) further into oblivion to a location aptly named Ben(d)tota. The general public thus far has been tactfully subjected to images of these furry creatures as a front to the actual goings on.

Our start reporter, DT we shall call him, almost fell out (or was he pushed) of the vehicle he was traveling in at the time when Kahuna revealed sensitive information to the effect of not, I repeat NOT engaging in this expedition alone. *Gasp*

In order to negate any further suspense we can now reveal that Kahuna (Big) did in fact engage in this expedition with a thus unnamed Molecular Biologist. Unfortunately, we were unable to ascertain the name of this biologist. However, we must stress that a very noticeable blush was released right after Kahuna (Big) uttered the word "molecular."

Of course there were strong denials that anything slippery went on in the space that was shared within this squirrel and biologist infested arena. This was widely expected as almost no one admits to a good time with fur and molecules together.

Unfortunately, no further information could be squeezed out of the now blushing Kahuna (Big) due to recognition of his blunder. We at BNN will however attempt to follow up on this exclusive and try to gain much more juicy information.

We must stress that other than obscene imagery of the furry rat-like creatures, no squirrels were harmed during this expedition, but unfortunately no guarantee can be given to any molecules or biologists in question. We hope you have enjoyed this breaking news and until next time... good night.

Unquotable Quotes - Part 29

That's why they call me the Energizer Bunny.

— Vandoofus, establishing his credentials.

No, no, my snake was played with a while ago.

— Darth Teddy to Kahuna, pleading no contest to snake charming.

Unbloggable content usually implies me.

— Darth Teddy to Kahuna, attempting to amass rights to all questionable content.

Do you want half-naked pics of Darth Teddy posted on the Circus?

— Kahuna to Vandoofus, lobbying for a private blog.

I don't want them posted anywhere.

— Vandoofus, vetoing Kahuna's bid for a private blog.

I see you're engaging in religious observances.

— Kahuna, noting Darth Teddy engrossed in premier league football.

Nonsense, your accusations are false: I never stopped.

— Darth Teddy to Kahuna, on being accused of being on the prowl again.

Your imagination should be put on a leash.

— Gordon, seething over Kahuna's latest defamatory posting.

You will note I am entitled to pay tax here, but not to vote.

— Gordon to Kahuna, taking a dim view of the land of the free.

Now all we need is to interface this with the ICBM guidance system.

— Kahuna to Darth Ching, proposing ballistic missile delivery to IP address using www.ip-adress.com.

Having an accident in the rain in a 150 mph device with a load of lithium-ion batteries could get quite interesting.

— Gordon, assessing the impact of a high-speed collision in a Tesla Roadster under wet weather conditions.

Will these batteries be made by the explosives manufacturer, Sony?

— Kahuna, querying the source of the Tesla Roadster's lithium-ion batteries.

Are you lighting the bonfires? No doubt you will be leading the cattle home shortly.

— Kahuna, seeking to implicate Gordon in an ancient Samhain ritual.

I have stockpiled chocolate.

— Gordon, announcing preparations for Halloween.

It is anti-social behavior to turn away kids that may turn up at ones doorstep by E Scrooge.

— Gordon's Halloween Principle.

If your identity was known, it would be law enforcement turning up at your doorstep.

— Kahuna's Corollary to Gordon's Halloween Principle.

As whom are you dressing up tonight? Or will you be scaring people as is?

— Kahuna, questioning Gordon's Halloween dress code.

Your broomstick license has been approved; keep out of the no fly zones.

— Kahuna, announcing FAA clearance for Gordon's B-82 Stratosweeper.

Someone should stick a broomstick up your ass.

— Gordon, proposing to deal with Kahuna à la Rumsfeld.

You will also note that capacitor polarities are clearly marked on the board.

— Kahuna to Gordon, pointing out significant safety features of the Apple iMac G5 midplane.

Like a nuclear winter.

— Gordon to Kahuna, on being asked about the weather in Tehran.

Did you try multi-party talks?

— Vandoofus to Kahuna, on being told of Gordon's refusal to negotiate.

Is that like an orgy?

— Kahuna to Vandoofus, on the definition of multi-party talks.

Oh, I was chatting with Gordon yesterday. He is still determined to pursue nuclear technology.

— Vandoofus to Kahuna, noting a breakdown in multi-party talks.

A Plutonium Delight?

— Vandoofus to Kahuna, suggesting a deadly dessert from Kim's.

Yeah, topped with caesium.

— Kahuna to Vandoofus, selecting a decidedly explosive topping for the Plutonium Delight.

We will go for option one, option two seems too easy.

— Darth Teddy, opting for the Sour Cream Apple Pie with Streusel Topping rather than the Ice Cream with Rum Sauce for dessert at Kahuna's.

Keep an eye on the tart.

— DCI Kahuna, instructing DS Darth Teddy to place an apple pie in the oven under surveillance.

I'm taking a break from females.

— Darth Teddy to Kahuna, announcing an abrupt policy reversal.

Squirrels might not have been harmed, but I'm sure a few were blinded.

— Darth Teddy, taking a dim view of Kahuna's squirrel photography.

Hogwash. I've always been armed with a pencil and ruler.

— Kahuna, denying Darth Teddy's allegations of not knowing when to draw the line.

It looks like they've missed the polonium while they were confiscating liquids.

— Kahuna, commenting on radiation being detected aboard British Airways aircraft after the Litvinenko affair.

Now you'll be frisked with a Geiger counter at the airport and all those Rolex watches with radium dials confiscated.

— Gordon, predicting an elevated level of lunacy in air travel.

Do you think my portrayal of Kim in KGM9 is Oscar-worthy?

— Kahuna to Gordon, eying an Academy Award for his role as an unstable despot.

It's interesting that none of your bungles are included.

— Darth Teddy, accusing Kahuna of expunging His unquotable quotes from the official record.

Would you like me to align Saturn in a more favorable manner so you can proceed?

— Kahuna, offering to move planets to mobilize a procrastinating Gordon.

Team Members Widget Operational

PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- Darth Teddy has crossed over to the dark side. Well, to the Beta at least. Consequently, the team members widget is functioning again and has been put back on the sidebar. It appears to need at least two accounts on the Beta to work.

Clowns should switch by logging into Blogger and then following instructions on the dashboard.

We're Back with a New Look!

PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- After a whole weekend of fiddling with the layout mechanism of the Blogger in Beta, we're back with a new look. New posts and changes to posts are now saved to the database and dynamically served on demand. The dreaded publishing indicator is no more. Yay!

We had to remove the list of team members because that wasn't being generated correctly with a link to everyone's profiles. We'll put that back once it's fixed. In other noticeable changes, the blog archive has a new format and we've got a cleaner overall feel. The Beta supports labels (tags) for each post (like in Gmail and Picasa). You can see them at the bottom of this post. A label list will be added to the sidebar later.

One other important change: a Google account is needed to use the Beta. According to Blogger, you'll be invited to switch the next time you login with your existing Blogger account. Holler if you need help.

Well, that's it for the moment. Do send feedback about the new interface. Happy blogging!

Welcome to the Beta

BOSTON, Former Massachusetts -- We've just migrated to the new Beta. Finally. Some more work needs to be done to switch from the old template system to layouts, so things may not work as they should right now.

12 Days of Christmas (Indhian Istyle)

MUMBAI, India -- Of all the great artistic works of this century the 12 Days of Christmas by Boymongoose is definitely considered to be one of the best. Its excellent cinematography, score and the shear literary marvel of the lyrics places the song in a class of its own. Despite critics' claims the work to be racist I think it is hilarious and should be nominated for the Nobel Prize for … something.

Squirrel Antics

 
 
 
 
 
 

Squirrel Antics (Copyright (cc) 2006 B Kahuna)

BENTOTA, Sri Lanka -- Squirrels frolic and pose for Kahuna at the Bentota Beach Hotel. More squirrel photographs posted to the Flickr Group Pool.

Captured on November 19^th 2006 with a Canon EOS 30D (EF 75-300mm 1:4-5.6 III) on aperture priority.  

Fence by the Water

Fence by the Water (Copyright (cc) 2006 B Kahuna)

BENTOTA, Sri Lanka -- A brushwood fence and hedge borders a pond at the Bentota Beach Hotel.

Captured on November 19^th 2006 with a Canon EOS 30D (EF 75-300mm 1:4-5.6 III) on shutter priority (1/100^th of a second) with a resultant aperture of speed of f/10.0 at ISO 125. 

The Kahuna-Darth Teddy Messages: Part 2 - The Way of the Squirrel

PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- We now reveal a conversation between known squirrel-sympathizer Kahuna and Darth Teddy, a vociferous proponent of the anti-squirrel lobby:

Kahuna      : In other news, I visited Bentota during 
              the weekend.
Darth Teddy : Ah, I see.
Kahuna      : Indeed. The Bentota Beach Hotel to be 
              precise.
Darth Teddy : What for?
Kahuna      : To photograph squirrels.
Darth Teddy : I see X-(
Darth Teddy : Completely bogus.
Kahuna      : Now, now X-(
Kahuna      : I have NB-complete photographs of 
              squirrels.
Darth Teddy : Nonsense, all photographs of squirrels 
              are bogus by default.
Kahuna      : This is a highly contentious argument.
Kahuna      : You will explain your thesis X-(
Darth Teddy : It’s not as argument. It’s a fact.
Kahuna      : Nonsense, you do not have evidence to 
              establish an axiom.
Darth Teddy : Having to travel 45 minutes in wet 
              conditions to photograph rat-like 
              creatures is evidence enough X-(
Kahuna      : X-(
Kahuna      : I will take you on an expedition to the
              Sinharaja to photograph leeches if you 
              persist with your thesis X-(
Darth Teddy : At least I haven't been there.
Kahuna      : !@#$@#$#@$'
Kahuna      : You're getting to be a handful early in 
              the morning X-(
Darth Teddy : You are engaging in bogus expeditions.
Kahuna      : Bah! I have every right to engage in 
              photography of squirrels X-(
Darth Teddy : Indeed, I did not say that it was illegal 
              to be insane.
Kahuna      : You're quite unruly this morning X-(
Darth Teddy : This is all your doing.
Kahuna      : I think your anaconda is not getting out 
              enough X-(
Darth Teddy : I think yours hasn't gotten out at all.
Kahuna      : That's what you think.
Darth Teddy : You might want to blog this conversation.

The conversation become completely unbloggable from this point onwards and will be reserved for Kahuna's memoirs, significant chapters of which will be dedicated towards the antics of Darth Teddy.

No squirrels were harmed during the course of this production.