KOTMALE, Sri Lanka -- The Kotmale Nature Photographers Association (KNPA) recently released a gruesome capture of the Kahuna that was incidentally taken during his recent expedition to the cattle fields of Kotmale. This visit was initially assumed to aid in validating the consensual aspect of bestiality by means of experimentation on cows, however from recent photographic findings it is evident that the so called Big Kahuna had a hidden agenda of his own. Click here for previous articles...
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I believe this picture was taken at the recently held Miss Universe Pageant in Ecuador and not in Kotmale as conveyed by the article. The picture shows Kahuna posing behind the elaborate interior deco in the evening wear section of the competition. Kahuna represented Sri Lanka in the pageant which was represented by over 80 attractive ladies from 80 countries. While Kahuna failed to secure place in the second round, Miss Australia went on to win the event.
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