The Monster examines the business end of Pumbaa
HARTFORD, Former Connecticut -- In latest developments, the sordid soft-toy fetishes of the Monster have finally been exposed to the unsuspecting general public. Secret footage captured shows the Monster examining the rear-end of Pumbaa prior to what an eye-witness called "an orgy that would have been decadent even by Roman standards."
When contacted for his views, Kahuna said "There's more where that came from." The monster, however, was not available for comment.
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