Wednesday, June 02, 2004

NTSB Grounds Vandoofus Airlines

PARSIPPANY, New Jersey -- The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) grounded Vandoofus Airlines and launched an immediate investigation into the crash of its sole aircraft, Tuesday. Critics ridiculed this action stating that they were grounded without their only aircraft, anyway.

A spokesman for the NTSB Northeast Regional Office in Parsippany said that initial reports suggest that the aircraft was operating outside its performance envelope given the nature of the structural damage to the main wing. Stay tuned for this developing story.

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