COLOMBO, Sri Lanka -- Once again the Circus finds itself in familiar territory with bickering among its members along with a healthy dose of Jester bashing as the main topic of conversation. The Jester, a dropout from the financially unstable Clown School, is noted to be suffering from chronic insomnia and has been seen yawning continuously for entire blog posts.
The word on the street is that Clown Eshan has come to the defense of the Jester by attempting to divert attention elsewhere and commenting on how the Circus should not entertain poetry and karaoke. When approached for comment Kahuna(Big) turned up his nose and said 'Definition is beyond the Circus and the Circus is beyond definition'. (We shall leave it up to you, our loyal readers to make sense out of that one).
When approached again for clarification on his cryptic words, Kahuna(Big) was quoted as saying, 'I will not get involved. I am serious. I will not get involved'. But it is rumored that there has been an open invitation issued by the Circus to indulge in all forms of Jester bashing for an unspecified time period.
That is all from us here in Colombo. We will keep you updated if this story develops. Thank you for your time.
10 comments:
I am setting fire to Circus!!!
Ignition is futile, the Circus is not flammable.
Need help eshan? May I suggest using VX gas and then napalm…
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Some one get a violin to play while the circus burns....
There will be crispy Kahuna served with teddy bear stake(well done).
Dream on. Kahuna looks forward to meeting the Jester next Sunday and will be delivering a personal message from the Teddybear >:) Since we're getting musical about this, the Jester will also witness first-hand, a non-standard application of the flute.
I aint eating Kahuna or Teddybear steak. One's got a rare form of sexually transmitted disease found in chinese cats and the other's got the mad cow disease.
If that's the case, then the Jester can consider himself lucky: he'll be contracting both the aforementioned afflictions on Sunday >:) Oh and Doofi, since you're so fond of the Jester, you can have what's left after Sunday...
Sounds like an Orgy. Whatever it is you people are planning to do I am sure it is a health hazard. I think I will inform the WHO.
Of course it’s a health hazard! That’s the whole point! The Jester is not expected to survive.
I am not taking any sides. I want everyone in circus to perish. If the disease won't get you the Napalm will. X-( Then I will rebuild and run circus my way.
All hail eshan!
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