Thursday, April 14, 2005

New Year Ushered in Amidst Steaming Dairy Products

PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- Yet another year has been ushered in according to yet another calendar with the usual boiling and spill over of dairy products together with the fabrication of rice mixed with the said dairy products.

Notably this year, that culinary mastermind Chef Pubilis was seen constructing an instance of milk rice at the national level (jaathika-mattame kiribatha) under the auspices of media, law-enforcement and military types. This, however, appears to have been a piece of cake after setting a Guinness World Record by constructing the largest and longest milk rice on an earlier occasion.

Kahuna will now retire to digest breakfast, and wishes to remind clowns that Beltaine will be celebrated on the 1st of May, to recognize the traditional beginning of summer in Éire.

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