LAS KAHUNAS, Nevada -- In a rebuttal issued a short while ago, Kahuna denied He had any interest in a role in Driving Miss Daisy, and charged that Professor Gordon had a bone to pick with the production as he was barred from the set, given his dubious mechanical aptitude, poor knowledge of physics and the priceless vintage automobiles present. Kahuna added that “Beresford got tired of telling Gordon that he didn’t want any cars exploding. It simply wasn’t that kind of movie. I think [Gordon is] still pretty sore about that.”
Kahuna scoffed at the idea of the Gordon movies being docudramas, serious or otherwise, saying “It would be more of an action-comedy along the lines of Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo. There’s lots of room for pyrotechnics and Gordon can do his own stunts. Of course, we’ll be watching from the next county.” Controversial director St Vandoofus said he had decided to shoot the opening scene of Raiders at 34th Street-Penn Station to appropriate music by Simon and Garfunkel.
When questioned about allegations of an illicit brewery operation, Kahuna made clear that Gordon’s allegations were not new and dealt with adequately in a previous press release. ClownWorks TKG, He said was partly funded by His global business interests.
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