Unquotable Quotes - Part 4

Every time I login and see you, I get angry at god for creating such idiotic samples of human beings.

- St Vandoofus, expressing great displeasure at seeing Kahuna online.

I, II, III, IV, V, VI, IIV, IIIV, IX, X.

- St Vandoofus, giving a new definition to the Roman numerals, in particular the imaginary numbers.

I did have sex with a woman!

- St Vandoofus, ejaculating a non-Clintonian denial of his alleged ambidexterity.

How do you spell 'immortal'?

- St Vandoofus, requesting remote lexicon support during a weed-induced creative binge.

[Censored].

- Ven T H Wimalasara.

I was forced to use the H-word early in the morning!

- Kahuna, on exchanging pleasantries with the Ven Wimalasara in the native tongue.