HOLLYWOOD, California Republic -- In eagerly anticipated news, entertainment giant ClownWorks TKG[1] announced late Friday that after much internal wrangling a multi-million dollar deal had been inked to produce a movie trilogy depicting the adventures of renegade climatologist and porcupine expert, Professor Gordon. ClownWorks sources refused to divulge the exact value of the deal, but indicated that rival studio Bart-Warner had been thrust into oblivion with a well-placed impetus to the collective posterior.
The first movie of the trilogy, Raiders of the Lost Gearbox recounts Gordon’s secret expedition to recover the transmission and drivetrain of the legendary dandu monara—the flying machine reputedly used by one Ravana for nefarious purposes during a bygone age. Although, most aeronautical engineers believe that Gordon has got his propellers in a twist, the outcome of the quest is still shrouded in mystery.
The second episode, Ebenezer Gordon and the Carburetor of Doom, explores the arch-mechanic’s Cuban years as Chief Scientist and in particular the explosive government-sponsored research program to fabricate a working Chevy carburetor. Although, Gordon blew up many vintage automobiles, the project was ultimately a failure and led to widespread speculation in the bauxite futures market. Nevertheless, Cuban leader Fidel Castro Ruz is considered likely to put in a cameo appearance in the movie.
The plotline of the last episode, Ebenezer Gordon and the Last Porcupine remains under wraps, but the role of the Vice Chancellor’s gardener is expected to be prominent. Industry insiders also believe this episode will feature the rousing Porcupine Overture from Un Puerco Espín en Amor[2], composed by Gordon and performed by the Ganemulla Philharmonic Orchestra.
In a brief statement to the media, Kahuna expressed His belief that the Gordon trilogy would be a certain win at the box office adding that renowned moviemaker St Vandoofus had been hired as director. Professor Gordon was unavailable for comment, having absconded to the hills for regulatory reasons.
This is a developing story and KNN will provide live coverage.
[1] Teddybear-Kahuna-Gordon.
[2] A Porcupine in Love.
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