Unquotable Quotes - Part 3

I can’t believe I’m not in the “Quotable Quotes” [sic].

- St Vandoofus, expressing displeasure (and a quote) at not being included in the last edition of the “Unquotable Quotes.”

I put it in the wrong place.

- The Teddybear, on the anatomy of a botched HTML tag.

Those who can, blog. Those who can’t, comment. Those who can’t comment, yawn.

- Kahuna, explaining the modus operandi of the Jester.

I can borrow the host’s cutlery for some impromptu neurosurgery if necessary.

- Kahuna, in discussions with the Teddybear on the proposed fate of the Jester.