- The Monster in his own defense, on being accused of high treason by spilling trade secrets to the Jester during a casual conversation.
BTBOTP! A mouse just scampered across the room!
- Professor Gordon, upon witnessing further bogosity at the Galadari Hotel on 7th April.
Was Camilla wearing a porcupine?
- Professor Gordon, in his official capacity as Head of the prestigious Porcupine Institute of Ganemulla, querying the pointy headgear worn by the Duchess of Cornwall at her wedding.
Be warned that I have washed the car [GITT MkII]!
- Professor Gordon issuing a weather advisory, expounding direct correlation between the act of washing GITT and afternoon or evening thundershowers.
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