GANEMULLA, Sri Lanka -- Professor Gordon celebrates his Nth Birthday today, where N appears to be a positive integer whose solution requires Gaussian elimination. Some form of orgy is in progress at Gordon’s rural hideout, but celebrations appear to have been overshadowed by the presence of the Ven T H Wimalasara[1].
This news came to light when Kahuna made a courtesy telephone call to Gordon this morning, only to find the Ven Wimalasara occupying the arch-inventor’s chambers. Consequent to a brief conversation with the Ven Wimalasara, Kahuna’s MTBE (Mean Time Between Expletives) has plummeted to well below parliamentary levels. The Ven Wimalasara’s MTBE hovers an iota above zero at most times and occasionaly goes negative during expletive-multiplexing.
Kahuna noted that today was also a holy day, with Pope Benedict XVI being scheduled for installation later during the day. He played down any coincidence between these events. The Circus wishes the portly one many happy returns of the day!
[1] Thorana Handiye Wimalasara, aka Clown W (not related to the Shrub family)
4 comments:
Happy birthday to whoever was born today!! You are older and closer to the end of your earthly presence. The time is ticking away and you will be soon eliminated from this game of mortal being. Unfortunately you have only one life. But if you can find something to celebrate, please do.
BTBOTP! In your weed-induced creativity, you seem to have forgotten that you're the oldest among us! Grandpa! This is a typical case of the pot calling kettle black X-(
Yes but you forget ... I am immortal!!
Great! Not only weed, but LSD as well. I have this urge to send some goons over to disprove your thesis X-(
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