BOISE, Idaho -- In late breaking news, the Idaho Potato Commission revealed it had signed a multi-million dollar deal with Kahuna for export of Idaho potatoes. The exact nature of the arrangement was not specified. However, industry insiders speculated that Kahuna may be researching some form of potato-based weapon to compliment the Cheese of Mass Destruction announced in August last year. Critics maintained it was more likely that Kahuna was planning a potato and cheese food festival. Kahuna was not available for comment.