CHANGI AIRPORT, Singapore -- News just breaking in is revealing the true story of the flight-related buffoonery that was reported on this blog last week. It appears that the self appointed Kahuna had attempted to board the flight in the pretext that Kahuna does not require a ticket to fly.

Staff of SriLankan had informed "Kahuna" that he could not drive, let alone fly and offered him space in the luggage hold. "Kahuna" had protested loudly and created quite a ruckus at the airport. In an effort to minimize damage to it's reputation, SriLankan had then offered "Kahuna" a seat on the condition that Bogolever would fork the required quantum of LKR on return.

Not resting at that, "Kahuna" had attempted to demonstrate his Kahuna-status by occupying the seat of another passenger. He was promptly removed in drag-by-ear mode to his allocated seat and advised to behave himself.

The Inquiry at Bogolever into the incident has just commenced.