REPUBLIC OF BOSTON, Former Massachusetts -- Certain bacterial elements at the Bogusan Empire who have been caught with their pants down by the security audit carried out by Kahuna have engaged in a smear campaign to discredit Him. The recent alliance between Kahuna and Google Inc., have further ruffled the unholy feathers leading to the publication of slander, which is libellous and actionable. Forgetting of passwords by the afore-mentioned elements has been logged as a further security violation. The wrath of Kahuna will be subtle, but malicious. Heh heh heh...