KOTMALE, Sri Lanka -- "Kahuna" was sighted in the Kotmale area - reknown for its' high concentration of cows. The purpose of his visit was not announced however there is speculation that it is to validate the empirical evidence suggesting that bestiality is not consensual, by means of experiments on cows.

"Kahuna" was reportedly seen in a black and white suit sporting a tinkerbell and mooing seductively in the presence of cattle. The cattle were reportedly not responding to his amorous advances and he then tried his luck with the few horses in the area.

The Dutch Ambassador who was passing by the Kotmale area at that very moment, witnessed this gruesome spectacle and moved promptly to have this kind of disgraceful activity banned in his country through the Agriculture Ministry. A motion has already been moved in parliament. Click for Details...