Saturday, May 01, 2004

AP-KOTMALE, Sri Lanka - Breaking news coming to us from news sources in Kotmale area indicate that Kahuna has been involved in a unfortunate incident involving a fairly large bull. While on his expedition to Kotmale to research the bestiality between man and cow, Kahuna was reported attacked by the bull and have sustained injury. Kahuna is, however, in fair condition recovering at a nearby hospital. The circumstances of the accident are still sketchy and we will bring you more details as they are available. According to witnesses, Kahuna was wearing the black and white suit he was reported seen wearing earlier and a pair of bull horns. In a press briefing after the incident, a spokensman for Kahuna said he would continue his study on dogs after his return to Colombo. However, the spoksman added, he could not speculate when Kahuna will be well enough to travel back to Colombo.

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