Kahuna Denies Allegations, Strikes Back

TEMPLE OF KAHUNA, Jerusalem -- In a press release issued this morning, Kahuna categorically denied allegations of romantic interludes leveled by what he termed "malicious interests acting in concert." Adding that the allegations were vile, untruthful and completely baseless, Kahuna promised to bring the perpetrators to an untimely end. In what was considered a strategic move related to recent events, Kahuna has struck a deal with LoudCloud and will be testifying for the plaintiff in the sordid matter of LoudCloud v. Vandoofus. Vandoofus stands charged with promiscuous blogging in what is widely expected to be a long-drawn legal challenge. Legal experts cautioned that this latest move would be a blow considering Kahuna's knowledge of Vandoofus's [use of apostrophe approved by Strunk & White] reputedly colorful past. They added that Kahuna could indeed rock the boat and cause chaos. Vandoofus was holed-up with his legal team and was not reachable for comment.