False Prophet Causes Highway Pile-up

PELIYAGODA, Sri Lanka -- Police sources revealed today that the False Prophet was responsible for a three car pile-up that caused traffic chaos for hours on the main highway last week. The incident was quickly hushed up at the time and came to light only today. It is alleged the False Prophet rear-ended a vehicle at speed, causing it to slam into the vehicle in front. The Sri Lanka Police, acting in a non-bogus manner have confiscated the driver's license of the False Prophet and it is now believed that he will be hauled before a court of law on charges of reckless driving and poor understanding of Newton's laws of motion. Sources close to the so-called "Real Kahuna," have revealed that he is now driving around without a license in contravention of the highway code.