Friday, May 21, 2004

El Gordo in Illegal Mining Bid

KENDALIYADDAPALUWA, Ganemulla -- Arch-villain El Gordo now known as the Patient, has been confined to his rural hideout once more due to a severe case of respiratory illness. A high-profile falling out with the Bacteria Congress over a botched attempt to incapacitate Kahuna is thought to be behind this latest bout of bronchial bogosity.

The report filed earlier today also indicated that the Patient has utilized the Inter-Cough Gap (ICG) to unveil the Ganemulla Institute of Technology (GIT), better known as Galtech. Although, the purpose of the institute was not immediately clear, sources indicated that the Patient was engaged in illegal quarrying and possibly mining bauxite in an attempt to cash in on the soaring aluminium futures market.

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