False Prophet Exiled

BOGUSAN EMPIRE, Colombo -- In a press release issued today, the subhuman resources division of the Bogusan Empire declared that the False Prophet aka El Gordo has been exiled to the 15th floor of World Trade Center with immediate effect. This latest move comes amidst collapsing ceilings and security concerns at the headquarters of the Empire. Sources familiar with the move said that the floor of the tower had been specifically reinforced to bear the considerable mass of the new occupant. Structural analysts criticized the move on grounds of shear weight and proposed a counter-balance consisting of the Goodyear Blimp. El Gordo responded with a "Bah!" in what was apparently C minor when pressed for a comment.