Kahuna in a relationship?

AP-Colombo, Sri Lanka - Rumors have emerged that the Supreme command di-Area, carried out a secret rendezvous with a subject whom he has known since the days of his tertiary education. Despite the fact the subject was a female, It is possible that Kahuna may be in apparent relationship which could be romantic in nature. Although the rumors have been circulating for a number of years, these have become more frequent and informative over the last few days. A close acquaintance of both and Kahuna and the female perpetrator told AP in condition of anonymity, that the two have been meeting in locations around the city. According to unreliable witnesses the two were seen in compromising positions what would be generally regarded as uncharacteristic of Kahuna who spends most of his time conducting scientific experiments on animals.

Kahuna and the subject in question did not immediately return calls requesting further clarification and Kahuna has divulged little or no information on his blog site.