Monday, April 26, 2004

THE SUPREME COURT, Washington DC -- The Supreme Court today announced that Associate Justice Antonin Scalia will be embarking on a duck hunting expedition with Kahuna in the near future. This new development is despite public disapproval of Scalia's conduct with regard to a previous duck hunting trip with US Vice President Dick Cheney pending the lawsuit filed by the Sierra Club regarding his energy task force. Scalia's conduct has once again raised eyebrows in judicial circles. Justice Scalia forbade the recording of his comments on this latest development citing his first amendment right not to speak on radio or television when he chose not to.

No comments: