New Hit Single

BRIGHTON, United Kingdom -- This just in as headlines on BNN. Da Bear debuting straight at number one on the Popclown Charts with his brand new Broadway hit "Uranus was once TheJester". Here are a few lines from the single, the complete song can be downloaded via www.TheJesterisatwat.co.uk/prick.

Graduate to the Dark Side of the Moon
TheJester shall, whoever this pathetic soul may be.
A natured nutter his profile may state,
But a sad M****r F****r be his ultimate fate.

by Da Bear with apologies to no one in particular.

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