Waffles studying string theory (Copyright © 2005 B Kahuna)
PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- In a press release issued this afternoon, Kahuna announced that the cat Waffles had joined His Household last week, much to the irritation of His imcumbent senior and junior canines. He added that an uneasy ceasefire had been negotiated late last week and was holding despite provocation from both sides. An incident was reported just this morning when the junior canine made off with a tennis ball owned by Waffles. However, the situation had returned to normal with the intervention of the ceasefire monitors.
Political analysts mused that Kahuna's latest move was likely to raise tensions with the cat-infested Gordon Administration. The False Prophet, Professor Gordon was not available for comment, having been last seen snacking prior to dinner. Not quite cricket, what?
9 comments:
F****** cats! I hate f****** cats!
This is not a good start Doofi, what with Pope Benedict XVI liking cats and all that. Anyway, it's probably mutual. The cats hate you too. I think the dogs didn't like you either. I remember the senior one kept trying to bite you... LOL!
I really enjoyed your articles reading the bit about cricket. I hope the pope B the 16 likes cricket.
This is no way to refer to the Pope! Have you forgotten your Roman numerals? X-(
Excuse me ... Pope B the IXXVIXXVIX
Do you even know what that supposed number is? You can't even count up to X!
errrr Pope B the VITEEN?
All cats should be run over ...
Kai su, teknon?
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