Friday, December 23, 2005

Don't be Fooled by Cheap Imitations

JEDDAH, Saudi Arabia -- Reports just in from a BNN journalist are that mediocre arsonist Van "no talent" Doofus has been trying to pass off his prize on equal par with the Whiskers. One of our reporters is in critical condition having almost died by laughing at the idea.

The current entries have been subjected to a democratic poll in accordance with the rules of the Whiskers and anyone that wishes to view the results may do so at their leisure. The polls will be open for 7 days after which the winners will be announced. The winner of the Whisker for Best Photograph overall will be announced on the 2nd of January as the co-ordinator (DT) will be transporting himself from Jeddah to Colombo on the 31st of December.

When asked about Vandoofus's comments about mediocre contributions by the Monster and DT, the Bear said, "what more can you expect from a person who's camera has taken a restraining order against him." Our reporter laughed and nodded in agreement.

Thats all from BNN right now and now for the weather by Hurricane Whirly...

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