The Circus

You've stumbled upon the Circus. Here be dragons. No, wait. Here be large clowns including Kahuna, St Vandoofus, Professor Gordon, Darth Teddy, Bartus Maximus, the Baron and Baroness, the Monster, Timmy, the Cookie Monster, Fluke, Huggles, Her Royal Highness, the Cheese Justice, the Admiral and the Genie. These are works of utter buffoonery punctuated by digital photography. If the Surgeon General hasn't already cautioned of the dangers of excessive laughter, there's not a moment to loose!

Thursday, December 08, 2005

The Kahuna-Gordon Messages: Part 4 – The Way of the Hog

KENDALIYADDEPALUWA, Ganemulla -- KNN has learned that portly arch-zoologist Professor Gordon plans to support legislation endorsing the laundering of swine at taxpayers' expense:

Kahuna : Hogwash!
Gordon : What you do with your hogs is your business
Kahuna : Are you trying to moot the Hog Privacy Act?
         X-(
Gordon : Er no, the Clean Swine Bill
Kahuna : This contradicts your previous assertion
Kahuna : You’re trying to mandate hogwash
Gordon : Bullshit
Kahuna : Poppycock

The discussion is believed to have taken a strong stench downwind thereafter. No pigs were left unwashed in the course of this production.