A Matter of National Security

THE WHITE HOUSE, Washington DC -- In a bipartisan vote, the Senate Friday blocked passage of a bill reauthorising controversial surveillance provisions of the Patriot Act.

However in a bid to persuade the house to reconsider their stand did the office release the following detailed captures of illegal activity in the far corners of Southeast-Asia threatening the peace back in our homes.

Heaven? (Copyright © 2005 The Monster) A butterfly couple in heavenly serenity [at least till the officials arrived at the scene] goin on about with their acts of global threat, captured in the wilderness of Ganemulla, Sri Lanka.

A White House spokesman at the press conference expressed to the media that the copulation between butterflies in the Southeastern and Central Asian regions has always posed and continues to grow as a serious threat to the overall security of the nation and civil liberties therein.

He added that the timely capture of the above surveillance photography is to be credited to the sixteen provisions given to the law enforcement and national security investigators by the Patriot act which is to expire on the 31^st of December 2005.

"The Act expires on December 31^th, but the butterfly threat does not," said Sen George Butterphly.

The Senator concluded the proceedings by adding that the house must unite as one and work towards the speedy approval of the reauthorization in the name of national security and liberty from the threats posed by foreign Papilionoidea.