Saturday, December 17, 2005

Unanimous Vote – Vandoofus Ousted

JEDDAH, Saudi Arabia -- In an emergency gathering today of all entrants to the Vandoofus photo comptetion, a vote was taken to eject Vandoofus and the yellow streak running down his back, from the competiton. Investigations had revealed that Vandoofus had not bargained on accomodating entrants other than himself in the competiton thus paving the way for his resulting woes. The new board of directors which including Kahunas Big and Real, the Monster and DT invite others to post their entries in the competiton. With respect to the Oscars, the competition has aptly been renamed the Whiskers.

The entries thus far of former entrant St Vandoofus will be accomodated in the competition but will recieve no rating higher than 10th place. All new entries from St Vandoofus will be illegible for the Whiskers. The categories of prizes and location of the event will be announced later, so until then please keep your entries flowing.

9 comments:

Big Kahuna said...

There is only one Kahuna. I strongly object to being mentioned in the same sentence as the Pretender X-(

eshan said...

Whiskers? What kind of a stupid name is that? Plus what does whiskers got to do with this? vandoofus prize will always be vandoofus!

eshan said...

Pelican shit!!

Darth Teddy said...

Ah ... the ousted one tries to make a come back ... Unfortunately (or fortunately) the vandoofus prize has been nullified. The Whiskers it shall remain. Let me take this opportunity to present you with the first Whisker. The Whisker for imitating an arsonist goes to ... St. Vandoofus.

Darth Teddy said...

If there be only one said Kahuna it is advised that unique status is regained or duplicate references will continue to be made ..

Big Kahuna said...

I have the primary key by Codd. Why do you think the false prophet is trying to differentiate himself with the "real" prefix? The Fat One is having an identity crisis.

The Monster said...

Hey! just wondering why does Vandoofus write is name as "eshan" and not "Eshan"?... Oh I'm sorry am I out-of-line here? =) GRIN

Darth Teddy said...

Congratulations Monster ... you have just been nominated

Big Kahuna said...

Vandoofus has heard of capital letters, but doesn't want anything to do with them. Communist!