Kahuna Warns Squabbling Duo

RIO DE KAHUNA, Brazil -- Speaking to KNN today, Kahuna expressed annoyance at the ongoing bickering between St Vandoofus and Darth Teddy, saying that it posed a serious threat to the overall purpose of the photographic contest that was at the crux of the dispute.

In His statement Kahuna made it clear that Vandoofus and Darth Teddy must negotiate a settlement to avoid cluttering the marketplace with their assorted brand identities and dilute the original purpose of the contest, which was to showcase good photography.

Kahuna fumed that running two prizes was an administrative complexity that would end up with Him editing unholy markup well into the wee hours. He warned that He would be forced to thump both parties unless Darth Teddy and Vandoofus sorted out their differences and presented a unified award.

KNN will bring you live coverage of any thumping.