Kahuna Condemns Vandoofus Allegations as Balderdash

BAY OF BUFFOONS, Cuba -- In a strongly worded statement released a short time ago, Kahuna declared the allegations made by Vandoodus to be “unadulterated bunkum,” adding that the whole prize appears to be “a Nigerian scam.” He said that Vandoofus is clearly after the prize himself and would stop at nothing to exclude the obviously superior photography of Kahuna and Darth Teddy.

Kahuna pointed out that Vandoofus has been lobbying to keep digital menace and arch-photographer Professor Gordon out of the contest for obvious reasons. He also said that Vandoofus does not seem to know the difference between gamma correction and exposure to gamma radiation. He said that the latter should be aimed at appropriate parts of the holy one’s anatomy to preclude any urge to procreate.

Kahuna threatened to create his own photography prize and exclude Vandoofus on the grounds of being unable to operate a camera if the allegations were not withdrawn by the close of business today.

KNN will monitor this developing situation (pun intended).