REPUBLIC OF BOSTON, Former Massachusetts -- A little over four years ago on September 2nd 2001, Kahuna created The Circus on Yahoo Groups. He then rested for two days and sent out the First Message on the 4th of September at 2:49pm (GMT+6):
Can you clowns confirm you received this?
This was a momentous occasion rivaling Alexander Graham Bell’s first communication over the telephone. Unlike Bell, however, Kahuna did not spill corrosive substances upon Himself in the process. The First Response was received a few minutes later from none other than Huggles:
I got it you idiot...
Now stop wasting my time...
Awwww... I was only joking [Kahuna]... Pumpkin...
Quite an anti-climax. However, in retrospect, Huggles appears to have been always horny. This led to a cautionary response from Kahuna:
Now now, down boy... Not in public.
While this appeared to have sorted out Huggles, Professor Gordon responded (quite predictably) with:
This is getting to be sordid.
And thus was buffoonery unleashed upon the world.
3 comments:
Not funny!
Some nitrous oxide will sort you out.
I can help administer this.
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