You've stumbled upon the Circus. Here be dragons. No, wait. Here be large clowns including Kahuna, St Vandoofus, Professor Gordon, Darth Teddy, Bartus Maximus, the Baron and Baroness, the Monster, Timmy, the Cookie Monster, Fluke, Huggles, Her Royal Highness, the Cheese Justice, the Admiral and the Genie. These are works of utter buffoonery punctuated by digital photography. If the Surgeon General hasn't already cautioned of the dangers of excessive laughter, there's not a moment to loose!
I say, what a superb composition! The vast open grassland bounded by verdant forest is an elegant counterpoint to the grandiloquent pachyderm pottering slightly to the left of the focal point. But, Wait! Is it my imagination or do I see space curving very slightly, almost imperceptibly—barrel distortion if you will—around our elephantine subject? Is this a job that Savior of Optics, that Paragon of Reflection, that Baron of Lenses, that Grand Panjandrum of Refraction? Yes! It is a job for Professor Gordon, Pincushion Man!
Barrel Distortion Personified (Copyright © 2005 Darth Teddy) 
7 comments:
ROTFL! They don't call em Elephas maximus for nothing!
I say, what a superb composition! The vast open grassland bounded by verdant forest is an elegant counterpoint to the grandiloquent pachyderm pottering slightly to the left of the focal point. But, Wait! Is it my imagination or do I see space curving very slightly, almost imperceptibly—barrel distortion if you will—around our elephantine subject? Is this a job that Savior of Optics, that Paragon of Reflection, that Baron of Lenses, that Grand Panjandrum of Refraction? Yes! It is a job for Professor Gordon, Pincushion Man!
huh?
Exactly! HUH!?
Indeed .. I've got to say, huh ?
You're all a bunch of clowns. Pincushion distortion is the opposite of barrel distortion X-(
Huh ?!, indeed
... what in the world has this chap ( kahuna (big) ) been smoking ?
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